So this trip is rated a 2, but it sure did not feel like it yesterday. We went on a fairly strenuous hike to visit the Monklets, and not only was it straight up, it was rocky and hot. But before we got there we were stopping for tea and cookies and then onwards.
I did not use the bathroom while eating our tea and cookies because they said that there would be a bathroom 15 minutes into the hike and it was nice, and then there would be bathrooms at the Monklets place and that would be nice as well.
15 minutes into the hike they said okay girls go behind that bush and guys over there. Huh????
Where the hell was the bathrooms? I do not do squat and pee. No no no. So I decided that I could wait until I got to the Monklets place.
It is a good think that I held it because I got hot and sweaty and by the time I got to the top of the mountain it had all been reabsorbed.
The Monklets were these adorable orphan boys who ranged from I think they said 5 or 7 to 18. Cute sweet outgoing.
But after having lunch and tea it was time to go to the bathroom. I was okay with it until I walked into the bathroom. I just could not do it. I could not use it. I could not even take my whole body in. I held it all the way back to the hotel. Yessiree I did.
I did not use the bathroom while eating our tea and cookies because they said that there would be a bathroom 15 minutes into the hike and it was nice, and then there would be bathrooms at the Monklets place and that would be nice as well.
15 minutes into the hike they said okay girls go behind that bush and guys over there. Huh????
Where the hell was the bathrooms? I do not do squat and pee. No no no. So I decided that I could wait until I got to the Monklets place.
It is a good think that I held it because I got hot and sweaty and by the time I got to the top of the mountain it had all been reabsorbed.
The Monklets were these adorable orphan boys who ranged from I think they said 5 or 7 to 18. Cute sweet outgoing.
But after having lunch and tea it was time to go to the bathroom. I was okay with it until I walked into the bathroom. I just could not do it. I could not use it. I could not even take my whole body in. I held it all the way back to the hotel. Yessiree I did.
Sounds like a good time to start learning how to "squat" - particularly with the camel safari coming up.
ReplyDeleteIs the "Tiger Trail" in mists (although it doesn't sound like much mist given the heat) coming up soon? Let us know about the narrow track & how it is.
Go gals! Taya & Tolar are going OUTSIDE - thank goodness so no cleanups needed hear.
Boy, for some reason my comments don't seem to stay posted. Since I'm the Typhoid Mary of the electronic world, that's not a great surprise.
ReplyDeleteHey, T3 - at least you can learn how to squat. That should come in handy on the camel safari.
Taya is still looking for you & I tell her you'll be back. She definitely loves you a bundle!!!!
It's Halloween & the Giants Parade in SF had lots of folks & lots of costumes. I didn't know that many people either didn't have day jobs or just ditched work or school.
I had implants today, but we ran into a problem with one which necessitated installing & uninstalling and then doing a bone graft to help with the healing. I won't be eating any spicy food for a couple of days & will be waiting a few months to see what happens next. You both are lucky you have good teeth.
Have you hit the "mist trail" yet? The one that is narrow & steep - I really want to know & chant "Go T3"! If you want to stay & sip tea with T2, that's fine too - come home safely!
I loved this post, it made me laugh very hard. Happily I was near a nice bathroom.
ReplyDeleteLike Ted, I was having technical difficulties trying to figure out how to blog...my post was "anonymous" above. Unlike Ted, I have strong, original teeth.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing the squat blog was by MS2. You're a good writer, Tanya.
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